elephantitis of the mind: October 2004 Archives

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October 31, 2004

happy halloween

Posted by asher at 04:44 PM

October 28, 2004

bloody noses

Posted by asher at 01:31 AM

October 25, 2004

nobody saw....

Posted by asher at 11:10 PM

October 22, 2004

think outside the bun, but not outside the taco

Posted by asher at 08:22 AM

October 19, 2004

you know you sweat the kicks

Posted by asher at 01:59 PM

October 15, 2004

how to win a presidential election

Posted by asher at 12:28 PM

October 13, 2004

live strong

Posted by asher at 11:40 AM

opposite day

Posted by asher at 12:52 AM

October 11, 2004

astronaut ice cream

Posted by asher at 12:26 PM

October 08, 2004

being a good citizen is simply not worth it

Posted by asher at 04:16 PM

October 06, 2004

reeses

Posted by asher at 10:28 PM

ONE WHOLE FREAKIN MONTH! OMG BRB LOL G2G TTYL!!!!

hey everyone, iraq totally sucks, but its been exactly one month since I started this website! Thats right, its hard to believe (tear) but just one (tear) month (tear) ago, you were forced to watch that william hung video for the 4,000th time because you had no other form of entertainment. Do not fear, because as long as we remember the 90's, Judaism, and the fact that nobody does any real work in college, ashersarlin.com will always have a place in your thoughts and your web browser....

Anyways, enough girl talk, lets get down to business. This month has been nothing short of phenomenal in terms of visitors- 1,000 by the end of the first half, 7,500 by the end of the seccond half. All I can say is thanks for visiting and telling all your friends, AND KEEP TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!! In other news, no pun intended, my cartoons, yes, these VERY cartoons that you've already seen, are now in the Oxy Weekly! YOU CAN ACTUALLY HOLD THEM IN YOUR HAND!! So I've got this idea that if all you people contact the editors or just people that work for your college newspapers, and give them my website name and email (asarlin@oxy.edu)I would be delighted to spread the joy to your student body. Let me know if any of you are interested (or work for a newspaper and are interested too also). Also, the entire first season is off the main page, so if you want to access it you had better click SEASON ONE in the ARCHIVES section.

Once again, thank you all for the proposals, hate mail, party stalkings, email stalkings, and livejournal,/webforum/aim profile links, this site would be nothing without it all. As a token of my gratitude, here is the cartoon that half of you are dying for....