November 21, 2007

just in time for the holidays

have a good one everybody.

Posted by asher at 02:42 PM

November 14, 2007

pizza flow chart

Posted by asher at 04:08 PM

November 13, 2007

why i'm not an investment banker anymore

Posted by asher at 05:47 PM

October 18, 2007

when i grow up

p.s. oh my blog!

Posted by asher at 12:09 PM

September 27, 2007

i see you

the blog is still alive one week later. visit it ok?

Posted by asher at 03:18 PM

September 18, 2007

any animal in the world

by the way, the blog has been updated, believe it or not.
hopefully it will live the long, happy life it never had a chance to live the first time around...

Posted by asher at 10:45 PM

September 08, 2007

sucking candies

Posted by asher at 03:36 PM

June 03, 2007

electoral vote

Posted by asher at 09:30 PM

May 22, 2007

sleepytime tea

Posted by asher at 08:04 AM

May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day!

Alright everyone, here's a special interactive virtual actual reality comic(s) for you. Let's just say, hypothetically, that it's 11am mother's day morning and you still havent found/made a card for dear mother yet. well, have no fear, because i'm giving you not one, but THREE mother's day cards to use copyright-free (on the first five computers, after that the file turns into porn). all you have to do is print out each page of the card you want, cut out along the solid line, glue them back to back, fold along the dotted line, add a little glitter and pompoms for decoration, and you're home free. let's just hope mommy has a sense of humor...
also, if any of you are risk takers and actually do this, take a picture of the card with your mom and i'll post it with the next cartoon (i'm not sure if anyone would do that but there you go).
also, to devoted EotM fan dan wade, i hope this helps you win your ridiculous scavenger hunt.
enjoy,
asher

Card A (tacos):
outside: View image
inside: View image

Card B (whichever one it is):
outside: View image
inside: View image

Card C (ninja turtles):
outside: View image
inside: View image

Posted by asher at 10:55 AM

May 08, 2007

tombstones

Posted by asher at 09:45 PM

April 26, 2007

somebody please tell me

Posted by asher at 07:58 AM

February 10, 2007

NO MORE PARENTS!

Alright everybody, you've been patient. I've got a special treat. It's not fruit roll-ups.

I have started a BLOG SUPPLEMENT TO ELEPHANTITIS OF THE MIND.

It's called NO MORE PARENTS!

THE CARTOONS ARE NOT FINSHED. CHECK BACK HERE OFTEN. However, I will update the blog much more frequently than the cartoons, so now you have something else to help you procrastinate.

You can get to it here. You can also type in nomoreparents.blogspot.com or nomoreparents.net

enjoy,
asher

here's a topical cartoon:

Posted by asher at 01:34 PM

December 23, 2006

the week of december 17th: a summary

happy holidays.

Posted by asher at 11:49 AM

December 13, 2006

remember kids...

Posted by asher at 01:21 PM

December 06, 2006

brainstorming

Posted by asher at 12:25 PM

November 29, 2006

livecavern

Posted by asher at 07:35 AM

November 22, 2006

the origins of thanksgiving

Posted by asher at 02:15 PM

September 25, 2006

camelface

Posted by asher at 01:21 PM

September 11, 2006

sudoku madness

Posted by asher at 01:12 PM

August 28, 2006

Social Studies Fighter II Turbo

Posted by asher at 12:55 PM

June 18, 2006

all aboard

Posted by asher at 10:58 AM

June 03, 2006

candy prom 2006

alright guys, so i'm gonna start this with some good news and some bad news. the good news is that this is not the end of elepantitis of the mind. though the site went on a ridiculously long hiatus, it was mostly just because i had a senior thesis to write and a college to graduate from and a vacation to enjoy, not because i was sick of the comics. so don't you guys (and judging from the typical email backlash, there's quite a lot of you) worry, there are still tricycles for pizza pies to ride. the bad news, however, is that i'm leaving tomorrow for miami where i will be teaching art to youngsters for a month, so it is questionable as to how available the internet will be and how much time i'll have to draw the comics. dont stop checkin the site though, if i have the opportunity to post i most certainly will, and just like steven tyler, you don't want to miss a thing (yeah, that's right, an aerosmith reference...) anyways, thanks for the visits over the past month, it really means a lot to me that you all have that much faith in the site.
enjoy,
asher

Posted by asher at 03:40 PM

April 14, 2006

happy passover!

Posted by asher at 12:46 PM

April 12, 2006

not funny guys

Posted by asher at 09:11 PM

March 21, 2006

turtle and crab

Posted by asher at 09:25 PM

March 05, 2006

represent

Posted by asher at 02:57 PM

February 24, 2006

at the dentist

Posted by asher at 05:06 PM

February 18, 2006

ramen poodles

Posted by asher at 04:44 PM

January 19, 2006

what i learned on my winter break

Posted by asher at 12:05 PM

December 24, 2005

christmas with the kongs

Posted by asher at 09:59 AM

December 23, 2005

no presents this year...

Posted by asher at 12:56 PM

December 21, 2005

street dreidel

jeez, jeez...here i go introducing a new season and then i let you guys down...you all must hate me now... well im sorry, cartoonists have finals too you know... thanks for all the emails and facebook messages of...um....encouragement, it's good know people still care about this thing. ANYWAYS, lets get down to the business of reading cartoons...

happy h-days,
asher

Posted by asher at 01:27 PM

November 27, 2005

well, thanksgiving is ruined...

Posted by asher at 11:15 AM

November 22, 2005

hey, vikings need jobs too you know

(check out the best contest ever cameos below...congrats again to the winners, all of your prizes are getting to you...)

Posted by asher at 02:40 PM

November 08, 2005

we are all going to die

alright alright alright guys. sorry. i said sorry. im back. season four. lets have some fun.
-asher

Posted by asher at 11:16 PM