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<title>elephantitis of the mind</title>
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<modified>2011-11-27T23:47:20Z</modified>
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<title>internet vs research paper</title>
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<modified>2011-11-27T23:47:20Z</modified>
<issued>2011-11-27T23:45:13Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2011://1.224</id>
<created>2011-11-27T23:45:13Z</created>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
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<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<entry>
<title>just in time for the holidays</title>
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<modified>2007-11-21T19:44:00Z</modified>
<issued>2007-11-21T19:42:32Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.221</id>
<created>2007-11-21T19:42:32Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> have a good one everybody....</summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<p>have a good one everybody.</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>pizza flow chart</title>
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<modified>2007-11-15T16:40:02Z</modified>
<issued>2007-11-14T21:08:38Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.220</id>
<created>2007-11-14T21:08:38Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="pizzabagel.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/pizzabagel.gif" width="501" height="644" /><br />
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</entry>
<entry>
<title>why i&apos;m not an investment banker anymore</title>
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<modified>2007-11-14T02:15:02Z</modified>
<issued>2007-11-13T22:47:48Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.219</id>
<created>2007-11-13T22:47:48Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="officerap2.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/officerap2.gif" width="601" height="536" /><br />
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</entry>
<entry>
<title>when i grow up</title>
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<modified>2007-10-18T17:12:12Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-18T17:09:46Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.217</id>
<created>2007-10-18T17:09:46Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> p.s. oh my blog!...</summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="genius.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/genius.gif" width="552" height="589" /></p>

<p><br />
p.s. oh my <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">blog!</a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>i see you</title>
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<modified>2007-09-27T20:28:51Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-27T20:18:23Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.216</id>
<created>2007-09-27T20:18:23Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> the blog is still alive one week later. visit it ok?...</summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="cheese5.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/cheese5.gif" width="423" height="537" /></p>

<p></p>

<p>the <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">blog</a> is still alive one week later. visit it ok?</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>any animal in the world</title>
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<modified>2007-09-20T21:27:38Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-19T03:45:47Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.215</id>
<created>2007-09-19T03:45:47Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">by the way, the blog has been updated, believe it or not. hopefully it will live the long, happy life it never had a chance to live the first time around......</summary>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
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<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>by the way, the <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">blog</a> has been updated, believe it or not.<br />
hopefully it will live the long, happy life it never had a chance to live the first time around...</p>

<p><br />
<img alt="netflix.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/netflix.gif" width="612" height="337" /><br />
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<entry>
<title>sucking candies</title>
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<modified>2007-09-08T20:38:40Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-08T20:36:21Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.214</id>
<created>2007-09-08T20:36:21Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<entry>
<title>electoral vote</title>
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<modified>2007-06-04T02:30:56Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-04T02:30:01Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.213</id>
<created>2007-06-04T02:30:01Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="electoralvote.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/electoralvote.gif" width="612" height="539" /></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>sleepytime tea</title>
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<modified>2007-05-22T13:04:58Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-22T13:04:04Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.212</id>
<created>2007-05-22T13:04:04Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="sleepytime.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/sleepytime.gif" width="697" height="538" /><br />
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<entry>
<title>Happy Mother&apos;s Day!</title>
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<modified>2007-05-13T16:16:29Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-13T15:55:54Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.211</id>
<created>2007-05-13T15:55:54Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Alright everyone, here&apos;s a special interactive virtual actual reality comic(s) for you. Let&apos;s just say, hypothetically, that it&apos;s 11am mother&apos;s day morning and you still havent found/made a card for dear mother yet. well, have no fear, because i&apos;m giving...</summary>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
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<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Alright everyone, here's a special interactive virtual actual reality comic(s) for you. Let's just say, hypothetically, that it's 11am mother's day morning and you still havent found/made a card for dear mother yet. well, have no fear, because i'm giving you not one, but THREE mother's day cards to use copyright-free (on the first five computers, after that the file turns into porn). all you have to do is print out each page of the card you want, cut out along the solid line, glue them back to back, fold along the dotted line, add a little glitter and pompoms for decoration, and you're home free. let's just hope mommy has a sense of humor...<br />
also, if any of you are risk takers and actually do this, take a picture of the card with your mom and i'll post it with the next cartoon (i'm not sure if anyone would do that but there you go).<br />
also, to devoted EotM fan dan wade, i hope this helps you win your ridiculous scavenger hunt.<br />
enjoy,<br />
asher</p>

<p>Card A (tacos):<br />
outside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_taco1.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_taco1.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a><br />
inside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_taco2.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_taco2.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a></p>

<p>Card B (whichever one it is):<br />
outside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_which1.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_which1.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a><br />
inside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_which2.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_which2.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a></p>

<p>Card C (ninja turtles):<br />
outside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_turt.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_turt.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a><br />
inside: <a href="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_turtb.php" onclick="window.open('http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/mothersday_turtb.php','popup','width=792,height=610,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a><br />
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<entry>
<title>tombstones</title>
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<modified>2007-05-09T02:45:54Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-09T02:45:45Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.210</id>
<created>2007-05-09T02:45:45Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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</entry>
<entry>
<title>somebody please tell me</title>
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<modified>2007-04-26T12:59:30Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-26T12:58:28Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.209</id>
<created>2007-04-26T12:58:28Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="cursive.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/cursive.gif" width="561" height="527" /><br />
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<entry>
<title>NO MORE PARENTS!</title>
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<modified>2007-02-10T20:52:50Z</modified>
<issued>2007-02-10T18:34:47Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2007://1.207</id>
<created>2007-02-10T18:34:47Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Alright everybody, you&apos;ve been patient. I&apos;ve got a special treat. It&apos;s not fruit roll-ups. I have started a BLOG SUPPLEMENT TO ELEPHANTITIS OF THE MIND. It&apos;s called NO MORE PARENTS! THE CARTOONS ARE NOT FINSHED. CHECK BACK HERE OFTEN. However,...</summary>
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<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
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<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Alright everybody, you've been patient. I've got a special treat. It's not fruit roll-ups.</p>

<p>I have started a <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">BLOG SUPPLEMENT TO ELEPHANTITIS OF THE MIND.</a></p>

<p>It's called <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">NO MORE PARENTS!</a></p>

<p>THE CARTOONS ARE NOT FINSHED.  CHECK BACK HERE OFTEN.  However, I will update the <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">blog</a> much more frequently than the cartoons, so now you have something <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">else</a> to help you procrastinate.</p>

<p>You can get to it <a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">here</a>. You can also type in nomoreparents.blogspot.com or nomoreparents.net</p>

<p><a href="http://nomoreparents.blogspot.com">enjoy,</a><br />
asher</p>

<p>here's a topical cartoon:</p>

<p><img alt="blogging2.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/blogging2.gif" width="514" height="453" /></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>the week of december 17th: a summary</title>
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<modified>2006-12-23T16:50:40Z</modified>
<issued>2006-12-23T16:49:31Z</issued>
<id>tag:WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM,2006://1.206</id>
<created>2006-12-23T16:49:31Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> happy holidays....</summary>
<author>
<name>asher</name>

<email>asarlin@oxy.edu</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Season 4</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="theweek.gif" src="http://WWW.ASHERSARLIN.COM/cartoons/theweek.gif" width="360" height="432" /></p>

<p><br />
happy holidays.</p>]]>

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