elephantitis of the mind

ok ok, ok ok

look guys. how many times can i let you down. i really feel bad about it. at the same time, the distractions of actual life and virtual life (internet) have made it difficult to get some of my projects off the ground. THEY ARE NOT OVER but i am reorganizing so like obama says "this shits gonna take time."

IN THE MEANTIME: if u been missing me, feel free to follow me on twitter. critics say my tweets is like the comics without the pictures (jk i aint got no critics). but its not like u gotta pay for it or anything. plus i would imagine that when i do get my shit together my twitter gonna be the first to know.

u may still be one of those people who's all "twitters lame i dont get it" but realize that it is bigger than us. eventually u will have to come around just like with facebook so u might as well get started now instead of looking like a failed late adopter that has to friend their own parents. jesus.

something new is coming soon.

thank you for your patience, it will be worth it.
-a

just in time for the holidays

have a good one everybody.

pizza flow chart

why i'm not an investment banker anymore

when i grow up

p.s. oh my blog!

i see you

the blog is still alive one week later. visit it ok?

any animal in the world

by the way, the blog has been updated, believe it or not.
hopefully it will live the long, happy life it never had a chance to live the first time around...

sucking candies

electoral vote

sleepytime tea

Happy Mother's Day!

Alright everyone, here's a special interactive virtual actual reality comic(s) for you. Let's just say, hypothetically, that it's 11am mother's day morning and you still havent found/made a card for dear mother yet. well, have no fear, because i'm giving you not one, but THREE mother's day cards to use copyright-free (on the first five computers, after that the file turns into porn). all you have to do is print out each page of the card you want, cut out along the solid line, glue them back to back, fold along the dotted line, add a little glitter and pompoms for decoration, and you're home free. let's just hope mommy has a sense of humor...
also, if any of you are risk takers and actually do this, take a picture of the card with your mom and i'll post it with the next cartoon (i'm not sure if anyone would do that but there you go).
also, to devoted EotM fan dan wade, i hope this helps you win your ridiculous scavenger hunt.
enjoy,
asher

Card A (tacos):
outside: View image
inside: View image

Card B (whichever one it is):
outside: View image
inside: View image

Card C (ninja turtles):
outside: View image
inside: View image

tombstones

somebody please tell me

NO MORE PARENTS!

Alright everybody, you've been patient. I've got a special treat. It's not fruit roll-ups.

I have started a BLOG SUPPLEMENT TO ELEPHANTITIS OF THE MIND.

It's called NO MORE PARENTS!

THE CARTOONS ARE NOT FINSHED. CHECK BACK HERE OFTEN. However, I will update the blog much more frequently than the cartoons, so now you have something else to help you procrastinate.

You can get to it here. You can also type in nomoreparents.blogspot.com or nomoreparents.net

enjoy,
asher

here's a topical cartoon: